June 2012
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I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
future
my children: mom, we want concert tic-
me: sure
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blainedapperson:
sweetassfacialbears:
why wouldnt you want free healthcare
im not trying to be a political blog or anything
but i just
why would you prefer that people paid for health treatment is it a tax reason or something?
man i wish ireland had free healthcare, i hate paying 50 euros for a doctors appointment
do people enjoy paying huge medical bills or
there is literally no way...
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Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay...
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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words cannot describe how much I love it when there’s political debate on my dash
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce:
thingsareswinging:
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre...
katie-raeofsunshine:
bellagschang:
hedwig-dordt:
everdeen13:
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any musical.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
Absolutely. Love it. There’s nothing like having the story being performed right in front of you.
THEATRE.
I LOVE IT.
I LOVE WATCHING IT, I LOVE DOING IT.
I LOVE IT INSIDE AND OUT.
it’s kind of my entire existence
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ABORT ABORT
MY 93 YEAR OLD GREAT GRANDMA HAS READ 50 SHADES OF GREY
KILL ME
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gravediggersbiscuits:
imfamousontumblr:
singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you
the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately
Don’t Stop Believing
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in...
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
